2021 Pooping Pooches White Elephant Gag Gift Calendar

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Kama Pootra

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Editor: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 1402253737
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52 Mind-Blowing Ways to Poop The only known translation of an ancient manual instructing readers in the art of enlightened bathroom experience, the Kama Pootra offers a thrilling rediscovery of the tiled path to porcelain nirvana. Willing seekers will find fifty-two progressive positions designed to maximize how you do number two. Every time the bathroom door closes, a new experience awaits.

Dog Shaming

Dog Shaming Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Pascale Lemire
Editor: Crown
ISBN: 0385349351
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Dog Shaming by Pascale Lemire Summary

Based on the runaway web phenomenon (dogshamingdotcom), Dog Shaming features the most hilarious, most shameful, and never-before-seen doggie misdeeds. Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Dog owners everywhere have found their outlet in Dog Shaming, where they can confess their dogs' biggest (and often grossest!) sins, which turn out to be recognizably universal—complete with snapshots of ridiculously cute but shamed pups who don't seem capable of humping humans, pooping on pillows, or snagging steak straight from a grill. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.

Cats on Catnip

Cats on Catnip Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Andrew Marttila
Editor: Running Press Adult
ISBN: 0762463686
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Cats on Catnip by Andrew Marttila Summary

A humorous collection of dozens of photos of funny and adorable cats as they play with, roll in, and chow down their favorite snack of choice -- catnip. Cats love catnip. Whether it's eating it, playing with it, or rolling around in it, catnip turns our domestic feline friends into hilarious balls of activity. Carefree and unconstrained, they are free to be silly, exceptionally playful, and downright gnarly. Professional pet photographer and self-confessed crazy cat man Andrew Marttila (the photographer behind Shop Cats of New York) captures a range of the cats' silly and expressive personalities as they react to their catnip trip. Delightful, elegant Fluffy transforms into a hell-bent renegade. Shy, reserved Mittens becomes a free-loving acrobat. In the blink of an eye, a cat's expression transforms from bored to inquisitive to playful to curious to bizarre . . . to utterly unhinged. A fun and delightful look at our furry companions, this gift book is perfect for every cat lover.

People of Walmart

People of Walmart Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Andrew Kipple,Adam Kipple,Luke Wherry
Editor: Sourcebooks, Inc.
ISBN: 140225072X
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People of Walmart by Andrew Kipple,Adam Kipple,Luke Wherry Summary

Tons of /a New Photos! Bad Decisions! WTF Moments! Plus Fan Stories! Celebrities! Goats! As Americans, we hold these truths to be self-evident: We will shop. And when we do, especially at our favorite supercenter, we will wear and do the most bizarre things possible. From the wildly popular website PeopleofWalmart.com, this photo collection of Americans in their natural shopping habitat (70 percent of which is brand new and never before included on the website) presents people of all shapes and sizes wearing and doing everything imaginable in full view of their fellow shopping public. Plus, for the first time brand-new fan-submitted stories offer the most random experiences you can imagine! So welcome to a world where no shoes and no shirt are no obstacles, where parking lots are filled with dead deer, Bengal tigers, and old men in thongs riding bikes. Once you meet the People of Walmart, you are sure to fall in love.

I Could Pee on This

I Could Pee on This Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Editor: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452121869
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I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano Summary

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Peanuts Holiday Cookbook

Peanuts Holiday Cookbook Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Weldon Owen
Editor: Weldon Owen International
ISBN: 1681887509
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Peanuts Holiday Cookbook by Weldon Owen Summary

A year-long celebration of Peanuts fun—on your plate—from Snoopy’s Pot o’ Gold to Charlie Brown’s Summertime Snicker-Snacks to The Great Pumpkin Cheesecake. Peanuts Holiday Cookbook brings the whole family together for irresistible goodies to make for year-round holidays and special occasions. Featuring over fifty delicious recipes—from spooky Halloween candy to whimsical Christmas gingerbread doghouses—and more than seventy-five classic comic strips and original illustrations, kids will share the kitchen with Charles Schulz’s beloved characters, including Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Lucy, Linus, Pig-Pen, Schroeder, and many more! Recipes include: St. Patty’s Irish Soda Bread Woodstock’s Easter Egg Nest Pig-Pen’s Dirt Cake Flying Ace Rocket Pops Marcie’s No-Fudge Fudge Kite-Eating Tree Bark Snoopy’s Snowflakes Violet’s Valentine’s Candies And more!

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Zachary Auburn
Editor: Crown
ISBN: 0451494938
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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn Summary

The cats of America are under siege! Long gone are the good old days when a cat’s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives. For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?” and “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?” and especially “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?” Our country—and our cats—stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats—and America—great again!

The Animals' Christmas Eve

The Animals' Christmas Eve Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Gale Wiersum
Editor: Golden Inspirational
ISBN: 0385374763
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The Animals' Christmas Eve by Gale Wiersum Summary

This sweet barnyard Christmas counting story makes the perfect gift! In the barn on Christmas Eve, After all the people leave, The animals, in voices low, Remember Christmas long ago . . . So begins a sweet rhyming story in which a group of animals recounts the events surrounding Jesus' birth in the manger, and the parts some of their ancestors played in it.

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