Greatest Scouse One-Liners by Ian Black

Greatest Scouse One-Liners
  • Title : Greatest Scouse One-Liners
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1845028414
  • Pages : 160
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Scouse One-Liners is the latest collection showcasing the Scouse skill for straightforward insults, sly digs and outright threats, culled from pubs and clubs Liverpool-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Uproariously witty and full of unforgettable sidesplitting sayings, this is one book that will have you crying with laughter and reciting lines to everyone you meet - but just be careful who you say them to!


Greatest Geordie One-Liners by Ian Black

Greatest Geordie One-Liners
  • Title : Greatest Geordie One-Liners
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1845028406
  • Pages : 160
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Greatest Geordie One-Liners is the latest collection of the Geordies' knack for the casual insults, the sly digs, and the outright naked threats, culled from pubs and clubs Newcastle-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of sidesplitting quips, this book will make you cry with laughter and have you reciting quotes to everyone you meet. Just gan canny, though, you never know who will be listening!


Geordie One-Liners by Ian Black

Geordie One-Liners
  • Title : Geordie One-Liners
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 9781845025045
  • Pages : 160
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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This is a collection of Geordieana, the straightforward insults, the sly digs and the outright threats, culled from pubs and clubs city-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep, learned as he practised these gems.


The Philosophy of Motion Pictures by Noël Carroll

The Philosophy of Motion Pictures
  • Title : The Philosophy of Motion Pictures
  • Author : Noël Carroll
  • Publisher : Wiley-Blackwell
  • ISBN Code : 9781405120241
  • Pages : 256
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Philosophy of Motion Pictures is a first-of-its-kind, bottom-up introduction to this bourgeoning field of study. Topics include film as art, medium specificity, defining motion pictures, representation, editing, narrative, emotion and evaluation. Clearly written and supported with a wealth of examples Explores characterizations of key elements of motion pictures –the shot, the sequence, the erotetic narrative, and its modes of affective address


The Omega Files by Jennifer Bassett

The Omega Files
  • Title : The Omega Files
  • Author : Jennifer Bassett
  • Publisher : Oxford
  • ISBN Code : 9780194229609
  • Pages : 56
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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In EDI (the European Department of Intelligence in Brussels) there aresome very secret files - the Omega Files. There are strange, surprising, andsometimes horrible stories in these files, but not many people know about them.You never read about them in the newspapers. Hawker and Jude know all about theOmega Files, because they work for EDI.They think fast, they move fast, and they learn some very strange things. Theygo all over the world, asking difficult questions in dangerous places, but theydon't always find the answers


Taming the Pooka, Celtic Tales of the Trickster Fairy by T. Crofton Croker,William Butler Yeats

Taming the Pooka, Celtic Tales of the Trickster Fairy
  • Title : Taming the Pooka, Celtic Tales of the Trickster Fairy
  • Author : T. Crofton Croker,William Butler Yeats
  • Publisher : Weiser Books
  • ISBN Code : 161940012X
  • Pages : 38
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Varla Ventura, fan favorite on Huffington Post’s Weird News, frequent guest on Coast to Coast, and bestselling author of The Book of the Bizarre and Beyond Bizarre, introduces a new Weiser Books Collection of forgotten crypto-classics. Magical Creatures is a hair-raising herd of affordable digital editions, curated with Varla’s affectionate and unerring eye for the fantastic. Perhaps one of the most notorious creatures from the fairy realm is the ever-changing trickster fairy: the Pooka. A shapeshifter, the pooka can take many forms, including invisibility, although it most often appears as a terrible horse with eyes of fire and flaming breath. It can also appear as a goat, goblin, dog, or even a rabbit. Not inherently evil, their main task is taunting: they'll take you on a joyride of terrifying proportions, shake you out of your current frame of mind, knock you out of your stupor with a swift kick. Taming the Pooka includes tales of this monster's mayhem--from such notables as W. B. Yeats and T. Crofton Croker, as well as Douglas Hyde. No one is beyond the cunning of the pooka!


Motorcycle Man by Sarah Hadley Brook

Motorcycle Man
  • Title : Motorcycle Man
  • Author : Sarah Hadley Brook
  • Publisher : JMS Books LLC
  • ISBN Code : 163486543X
  • Pages : 100
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Motorcycle shop owner Ben Makowski offers a three-day class for new riders. When he finds out one of his students doesn’t even like motorcycles, he’s irritated but drawn to the man at the same time. Though he can clearly see the new student is dealing with something difficult, Ben sets out to get to know what that might be and if he can help in any way. Writer Angus Winter’s publisher has insisted he learn about motorcycles for an upcoming book, which is the last thing he wants to do. His fear of motorcycles stems from a tragedy in his past. But something about his sexy new teacher makes him want to open up to the man. Can Angus trust Ben with the burden he’s carried for so long?


Mancs vs Scousers & Scousers vs Mancs 2 by Ian Black

Mancs vs Scousers & Scousers vs Mancs 2
  • Title : Mancs vs Scousers & Scousers vs Mancs 2
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1845028643
  • Pages : 224
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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This book presents more friendly city rivalry anecdotes from Ian Black. How much do Mancs hate Scousers? Well, there's not a lot you can compare it to, except of course how much Scousers hate Mancs. Which is rather a lot, as you might gather from this charming little ditty from the Anfield terraces: 'There's only one Dr. Shipman, there's only one Harold Shipman, we owe him our thanks, cos he killed lots of Mancs, we're walking in a Shipman wonderland.' There are diatribes and angry jibes, but, according to Ian Black, the bestselling author of Weegies vs Edinbuggers, it's just a friendly rivalry, really. Right?


Mair Weegie Wan-Liners by Ian Black

Mair Weegie Wan-Liners
  • Title : Mair Weegie Wan-Liners
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1845028430
  • Pages : 160
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Mair Weegie Wan-Liners is the brand new volume of Glaswegiana by Ian Black, he of the many broken noses, of the casual insults, the slanders and the outright naked threats repeated in the houghmagandie-ridden howffs and the haud-me-doons of his native city. You will laugh, you may cry, you will repeat them - but always use these words with care.


The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook by Ian Black

The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook
  • Title : The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1845028570
  • Pages : 192
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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If there's one thing that sets Weegies apart, it's our sense of humour. Come crisis time, we not only laugh in the face of danger, but we spit on its shadow, follow it around, and occasionally set about it. Take John Smeaton, the baggage handler who clobbered the Glasgow Airport terrorists. He showed the kind of heroism, down-to-earth decency and self-deprecating humour that we all aspire to, and it turned him into an instant worldwide icon. Mere houses after he'd banjoed the terrorists the jokes started. Some of them are in here. "This is Glasgow. We'll set about ye." Got the t-shirt yet? Bin Laden's got one. And he's not coming back, at least not on John's shift. As well as paying homage to El Smeato, The Almost Completely Ultimate Weegie Jokebook is a collection of stories, jokes and anecdotes about the things that make us laugh - ourselves mostly. You are either on the Glesca bus or you're not. Welcome aboard.


Greatest Manc One-Liners by Ian Black

Greatest Manc One-Liners
  • Title : Greatest Manc One-Liners
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher :
  • ISBN Code : 9781845027018
  • Pages : 160
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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'Greatest Manc One-Liners' is the latest collection of Manc's knack for straightforward insults, the sly digs, and the outright threats, culled from pubs and clubs Manchester-wide by Ian Black, master of the quick sidestep. Hilarious, witty and full of priceless quirky quips, this is a book that will make you cry with laughter and have you reciting quotes to everyone you meet.


F'un Exams by Ian Black

F'un Exams
  • Title : F'un Exams
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1845028007
  • Pages : 112
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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EXAMS! Just the word is enough to bring you out in a muck sweat. We've all been there, staring at the paper, wondering what it means, and if we'll get extra marks for a funny answer or just pelters and an 'F' for F'un Eejit-Heid Failure. F'un Exams is a hilarious collation of exam answers that most of us would have liked to have made, just for the hell of it. In Home Eccy, for instance, the question, 'Name three typical Scottish dishes' got the answer, 'A cup, a plate, and a wee saucer with a chip out of it.' Was that you? So reminisce, step back into the exam hall, and have a laugh at the true and allegedly true howlers in F'un Exams. And if it wasn't you that gave these answers, you'll wish it was.


Philosophy of Film and Motion Pictures by Noël Carroll,Jinhee Choi

Philosophy of Film and Motion Pictures
  • Title : Philosophy of Film and Motion Pictures
  • Author : Noël Carroll,Jinhee Choi
  • Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
  • ISBN Code : 140515201X
  • Pages : 432
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Designed for classroom use, this authoritative anthology presentskey selections from the best contemporary work in philosophy offilm. The featured essays have been specially chosen for theirclarity, philosophical depth, and consonance with the current movetowards cognitive film theory Eight sections with introductions cover topics such as thenature of film, film as art, documentary cinema, narration andemotion in film, film criticism, and film's relation to knowledgeand morality Issues addressed include the objectivity of documentary films,fear of movie monsters, and moral questions surrounding the viewingof pornography Replete with examples and discussion of moving picturesthroughout


The (Completely Unofficial) Tartan Army Songbook by Ian Black

The (Completely Unofficial) Tartan Army Songbook
  • Title : The (Completely Unofficial) Tartan Army Songbook
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1845028554
  • Pages : 176
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Have you ever felt like ripping off your knickers, donning your kilt, drinking sixteen pints and becoming the latest recruit to the concatenation of chaos that is the Tartan Army, but have been ashamed to because of your lack of musical and lyrical knowledge? Fear not! Help is at hand. The songs and chats in this volume have been collected and culled both from the virgin footsoldiers and from the grizzled veterans of the Tartan Army's long war against sobriety, and are guaranteed to have no moral worth of any kind. No liver has gone unsacrificed in the search, especially the author's, and the work continues. There are plainsongs (and fancy ones), as well as sweet and sour ones and every nuance of flavour in between, but they all boil down to the (Completely Unofficial) slogan of the Tartan Army, which is: 'We'll support you evermore, f*** the score!'


The Best Joke Book (Period) by William Donohue

The Best Joke Book (Period)
  • Title : The Best Joke Book (Period)
  • Author : William Donohue
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • ISBN Code : 1440583099
  • Pages : 208
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world's greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you're looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!


5,000 Great One Liners by N.A

5,000 Great One Liners
  • Title : 5,000 Great One Liners
  • Author : N.A
  • Publisher : Robson Press
  • ISBN Code : 9781785900242
  • Pages : 304
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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The funniest, wittiest and most cutting one line jokes from around the world, collected together in one immaculate collection!


1002 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking by Michael Hodgin

1002 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking
  • Title : 1002 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking
  • Author : Michael Hodgin
  • Publisher : Zondervan
  • ISBN Code : 0310871255
  • Pages : 448
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Lasso Them With LaughterThe way to your listeners’ hearts is through their funny bones. Want to grab their attention? Do it with humor. Need to drive home a point they’ll remember? Nothing does it better than a rib-tickling anecdote—like the ones in this book. 1002 Humorous Illustrations for Public Speaking is jam-packed with one-liners, jokes, humorous stories, and pithy proverbs for just about any subject or circumstance under the sun. Pick your topic. Appearances, Communication, Opportunity, Prayer, Self-Image, Sports . . . these and plenty more come to you conveniently alphabetized, numbered, and indexed for instant referencing. There’s even a space for you to log what you use, so fresh nuttiness doesn’t become old chestnuts.Tested by preachers and public speakers, this ensemble of humor is just the ticket to get your audience laughing—and listening.


Entrepreneurial Ecosystems by Ben Spigel

Entrepreneurial Ecosystems
  • Title : Entrepreneurial Ecosystems
  • Author : Ben Spigel
  • Publisher : Edward Elgar Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1788975936
  • Pages : 200
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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This is a guide to understanding entrepreneurial ecosystems: what they are, why they matter, and to whom they matter. Ben Spigel explores this popular new theory of economic development, locating the intellectual roots of ecosystems, explaining the practices and processes that allow ecosystems to support the creation and growth of innovative entrepreneurial firms.


Spheres of Devastation by Somnus Dreadwood

Spheres of Devastation
  • Title : Spheres of Devastation
  • Author : Somnus Dreadwood
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • ISBN Code : 9781986170581
  • Pages : 72
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Spheres of Devastation accounts for a masterful soul journey into planar dimensions which run parallel to our own, connecting to the Maergzjiran current. As sorcery is also abundant in these realms, common rites native to each of these individual planes have been documented for use along with the application of connecting your ritual space to the energetic cores of these alternate dimensions. Within this grimoire, you will find rites previously found only in the realms beyond our own. The means to open the Dark Gate, and other associated planes is contained herein. Learn how to channel the planar energies, and unleash 39 rituals unique to the realms. Prepare to manifest sorcery unlike any other as you step through the Dark Gate into the Spheres of Devastation. Much of what is found within these pages is considered black magick, with an unapologetic focus on destruction, curses, and rites to control others. Some rituals are quite the opposite, with applications aimed at healing, empowering one's spiritual senses, and maintaining spiritual resonance with the spirits the sorcerer is aligned with. You will not find any love for the JCI, or Judeo-Christian-Islamic concepts, or its breed of mysticism; celestial powers, or angelic alliance within these pages either, as the works contained in this book are decidedly estranged from that aspect of occult practice. If you are looking for a direct and to-the-point grimoire focused on genuinely harnessing power without regard or remorse for others, then this is definitely for you.


Learning by Diane Rich,Mary Jane Drummond,Cathy Myer

Learning
  • Title : Learning
  • Author : Diane Rich,Mary Jane Drummond,Cathy Myer
  • Publisher :
  • ISBN Code : 9780954968311
  • Pages : 120
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Aimed at educators of children from birth to 11, this book is intended to stimulate them to do particular kinds of thinking, and to remind them that there are important choices to be made: about children, about the curriculum they deserve, and about learning.


A Riot of Goldfish by Kanoko Okamoto,David Stephen Mitchell

A Riot of Goldfish
  • Title : A Riot of Goldfish
  • Author : Kanoko Okamoto,David Stephen Mitchell
  • Publisher : Hesperus Press
  • ISBN Code : 9781843918523
  • Pages : 113
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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"A riot of goldfish taken from Kingyo: the artistry of Japanese goldfish by Kazuya Takaoka and Sachiko Kuru ... 2004"--T.p. verso.


Management in New Zealand by Danny Samson,Bevan Catley,Virginia Cathro,Richard L. Daft

Management in New Zealand
  • Title : Management in New Zealand
  • Author : Danny Samson,Bevan Catley,Virginia Cathro,Richard L. Daft
  • Publisher :
  • ISBN Code : 9780170210065
  • Pages : 887
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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This 1st New Zealand edition maintains the comprehensive theoretical base of the successful Samson and Daft Management text while bringing the challenges of management to life within the context of the New Zealand business environment


Dating Like Airplanes by Caleb Breakey

Dating Like Airplanes
  • Title : Dating Like Airplanes
  • Author : Caleb Breakey
  • Publisher : Harvest House Publishers
  • ISBN Code : 0736955453
  • Pages : 176
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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You’ve done the online dating thing. You’ve gone on a hundred blind dates. You’ve stared slack-jawed at that gorgeous stranger in the coffee shop...and couldn’t think of a thing to say. You’ve scoured the Christian dating advice websites. And you’re ready to throw up your hands and be done with romance. Does meeting your soul mate really need to be this hard? Stop trying to fall in love, says Caleb Breakey, and start learning how to fly! Just like airplanes soar above the clouds, you can have a relationship that rises above the ordinary and doesn’t crash and burn. Caleb, breakout author of Called to Stay, traveled his own rocky road to romance, and he’ll tell you the truth about courtship and dating, finding your soul mate, and what it really means to pursue Christian relationships. Along the way, you’ll discover the greatest romance of all: the love that Christ pours out on you. This is Christian dating advice at its best!


The Philosophy of Art by Stephen Davies

The Philosophy of Art
  • Title : The Philosophy of Art
  • Author : Stephen Davies
  • Publisher : John Wiley & Sons
  • ISBN Code : 1119091659
  • Pages : 256
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Now available in a fully revised and updated second edition, this accessible and insightful introduction outlines the central theories and ongoing debates in the philosophy of art. Covers a wide range of topics, including the definition and interpretation of art, the connections between artistic and ethical judgment, and the expression and elicitation of emotions through art Includes discussion of prehistoric, non-Western, and popular mass arts, extending the philosophical conversation beyond the realm of Fine Art Details concrete applications of complex theoretical concepts Poses thought-provoking questions and offers fully updated annotated reading lists at the end of each chapter to encourage and enable further research


Geordies Vs Mackems by Ian Black

Geordies Vs Mackems
  • Title : Geordies Vs Mackems
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 9781845023201
  • Pages : 160
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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The rivalry between the cities of Newcastle and Sunderland is one of the fiercest and longest standing in Britain. This book takes a look at the funny side of this enduring rivalry."


Euro Error by Jean-Jacques Rosa

Euro Error
  • Title : Euro Error
  • Author : Jean-Jacques Rosa
  • Publisher : Algora Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1892941147
  • Pages : 254
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Urging against adopting the Euro, a French economist articulates the disadvantages of a unified monetary system and suggests that the United States is more likely to split up than Europe is to achieve a lasting union.


Statistical Yearbook for Asia and the Pacific 2011 by United Nations

Statistical Yearbook for Asia and the Pacific 2011
  • Title : Statistical Yearbook for Asia and the Pacific 2011
  • Author : United Nations
  • Publisher : United Nations Publications
  • ISBN Code : 9789211206296
  • Pages : 286
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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The statistical Yearbook presents data for the 58 regional Economic and Social Commission for Asia and the Pacific (ESCAP) member countries, as well as world, regional, sub-regional and economic aggregates for comparison. It offers current trends and emerging topics in the Asia-Pacific, grouped around the themes of people, the environment, the economy and connectivity. It provides the international and regional community with key indicators, objective analyses of the current trends and emerging issues, along with data and charts. In order to maximize the comparability, the Yearbook data is sourced exclusively from international agencies that adhere to the official global statistical standards.


A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra by Nick Harris

A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra
  • Title : A Dyslexic Walks Into a Bra
  • Author : Nick Harris
  • Publisher : Michael O\'Mara Books
  • ISBN Code : 1843177889
  • Pages : 544
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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It's the classic gags that keep people laughing time after time, and Nick Harris has collected together a bumper batch of the best jokes that are guaranteed to have anyone rolling in the aisles. With jokes ranging from the classic subjects (man walks into a bar, an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman, marriage and divorce and more) to laugh-a-minute one-liners and the downright surreal, there is a wealth of hilarious subject matter to keep readers entertained. This is the perfect stocking filler for anyone that loves a good old laugh.


SECRET TO CONQUERING FEAR by Mike Hernacki

SECRET TO CONQUERING FEAR
  • Title : SECRET TO CONQUERING FEAR
  • Author : Mike Hernacki
  • Publisher : Pelican Publishing Company
  • ISBN Code : 1455611786
  • Pages : 112
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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"When you use the Secret and conquer your fear, something happens to you. You become stronger. You become larger than the fear. The fear still exists, but somehow it's less than you are. When you conquer your fear, you prepare yourself for another level, just as when you conquered single-digit addition you prepared yourself for double-digit addition." It really is that simple. By using the Secret, you no longer have to be afraid of anything. By reading this book, you learn when fear is your enemy . . . and when it is your friend. While fear cannot be eliminated, it can be conquered. When it has been conquered, then you can reap the benefits and live a freer, more productive, more rewarding, and more carefree life. The author knows the secret and knows the nature of fear. He shows that while fear is necessary, it is not necessary to be controlled by it. You really can learn how to use your fear to your advantage.


The Wee Book of Weegie Wit and Wisdom by Ian Black

The Wee Book of Weegie Wit and Wisdom
  • Title : The Wee Book of Weegie Wit and Wisdom
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1845028589
  • Pages : 128
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Weegies have long been known for the quickness of their wit and the sharpness of their tongues. But behind every surreal retort and casual, bloodthirsty threat, is there a hidden profundity? A deep philosophical stance? Aye right, maybe, aiblins, perhaps. It really doesn't matter when they're this funny. In Glasgow's DNA there is an inbuilt belief that making a fool of yourself is OK, as long as it gets a laugh, makes a buck, builds a better society of whatever. After all, nobody but a real fool never made a mistake and it's a well-known fact that Weegies do try harder and laugh louder. In Weegie Wit and Wisdom, find out why Glaswegians drink, the best threats and insults for every occasion and why the Weegie approach to life helps Glasgow consistently top the league as the UK's happiest city. Amusing and entertaining, with just the right amount of wit and wisdom, it's time to discover the secrets of the Weegie world.


MOIRA MONOLOGUES by ALAN. BISSETT

MOIRA MONOLOGUES
  • Title : MOIRA MONOLOGUES
  • Author : ALAN. BISSETT
  • Publisher :
  • ISBN Code : 9781910895122
  • Pages : N.A
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes by Gordon Hideaki Nagai

The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes
  • Title : The Ultimate Book of Dad Jokes
  • Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
  • Publisher : Ulysses Press
  • ISBN Code : 9781612435565
  • Pages : 208
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”


44 Reasons Your Mixes Suck by N.A

44 Reasons Your Mixes Suck
  • Title : 44 Reasons Your Mixes Suck
  • Author : N.A
  • Publisher : Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
  • ISBN Code : 9781721859795
  • Pages : 58
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Let's face it: even after hours of sweat and anguish your mix still isn't sounding like you want it. Perhaps it's nearly there, but there's something small that stops it from being a great mix. That 'something small' can be something big if it's the difference between a poor sounding mix and a pro sounding mix. Maybe you're simply missing some essential knowledge, or perhaps you've got into bad habits that are screwing things up every time. Frustrating! 44 Reasons Your Mixes Suck, is the book to catapult you out of your mixing rut! This book contains a list of common (and not so common) reasons why mixes sound second-rate. And every 'reason' has a solution on how to fix it. So what are you waiting for? Grab the book, get your mix up, and let's get into it.


Queens of Sheba by Jessica L. Hagan,Ryan Calais Cameron

Queens of Sheba
  • Title : Queens of Sheba
  • Author : Jessica L. Hagan,Ryan Calais Cameron
  • Publisher : Bloomsbury Publishing
  • ISBN Code : 1786825112
  • Pages : 64
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Queens of Sheba tells the stories of four Black women who have been turned away from a night club for ‘being too Black’ (based on the DSTRKT Night spot incident of 2015). The story focuses on the rise of misogynoir (misogyny directed towards black women where race and gender both play roles in bias); it is the story of strong passionate women who fight to overcome the terrors of oppression in a racist and sexist society.


Glasgow Urban Myths by Ian Black

Glasgow Urban Myths
  • Title : Glasgow Urban Myths
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Black & White Publishing
  • ISBN Code :
  • Pages : 127
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Urban myths are those stories that survive in the lack of any corroborating information, thrive in the face of their immense improbability and live on simply becuase it's more fun to believe them. Glasgow urban myths are as many and varied as Glaswegians themselves, the best are gathered in this collection of mirth and myth.


Positive thinking for Calvinists by Ian Black,Jean Cauvin

Positive thinking for Calvinists
  • Title : Positive thinking for Calvinists
  • Author : Ian Black,Jean Cauvin
  • Publisher :
  • ISBN Code : 9781845020798
  • Pages : 160
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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At last! A touch of light relief for those depressed and done down by collections and collations of doomy and gloomy Scottish sayings. Positive Thinking for Calvinists will provide you with an umbrelia against the constant drizzle of pessimism, a barque to shelter you from a sea of troubles, a helmet to protect you from the crapstorm, with questions like: When you return to your house after a useful day's toil and you discover your minister on the kitchen floor, shagging your wife, should you: A) Shoot him; B) Shoot her; C) Shoot both of them; D) Say to your wife: 'Arch your back, woman, and get the meenister's testicles off that cold floor.'; D is obviously the right answer as he is a Calvinist and, therefore, can do no wrong, at least in his own eyes, and, as a bonus, you will no longer have to endure his hours of ranting from the pulpit about the sin of adultery and the fires of hell while he is staring meaningfully at you and his wife.


The Wardrobe (Storycuts) by Judy Nunn

The Wardrobe (Storycuts)
  • Title : The Wardrobe (Storycuts)
  • Author : Judy Nunn
  • Publisher : Random House Australia
  • ISBN Code : 1742756999
  • Pages : 10
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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A heart-warming short story of friendship and love from the pen of bestselling novelist Judy Nunn. When struggling young journalist Nancy buys a tiny rundown terrace in Surry Hills she knows nothing about the previous owner, other than the old lady died six months earlier. But a dusty box retrieved from underneath the old wardrobe in an upstairs bedroom soon changes all that. And the lives, loves and losses of Emily Roper and her best friend Margaret are tantalisingly revealed...


AniMalcolm by David Baddiel

AniMalcolm
  • Title : AniMalcolm
  • Author : David Baddiel
  • Publisher : HarperCollins UK
  • ISBN Code : 0008191018
  • Pages : 368
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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From David Baddiel, the brightest new star of children’s books and winner of the LOLLIES award, comes a laugh-out-loud adventure for every child who ever wondered what it might be like to be a bit of an animal...


Enemies and Neighbours by Ian Black

Enemies and Neighbours
  • Title : Enemies and Neighbours
  • Author : Ian Black
  • Publisher : Allen Lane
  • ISBN Code : 9780141979144
  • Pages : 640
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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Ever since the Ottoman Empire was defeated and British colonial rule began in 1917, Jews and Arabs have struggled for control of the Holy Land. Israel's independence in 1948 in the wake of the Holocaust was a triumph for the Zionist movement but a catastrophe -'nakba'in Arabic - for the native Palestinian majority. In Enemies and Neighbours,Ian Black has written a gripping, lucid and timely account of what was doomed to be an irreconcilably hostile relationship from the beginning. It traces how, half a century after the watershed of the 1967 war, hopes for a two-state solution and an end to occupation have all but disappeared. The author, a veteran Guardian journalist, draws on deep knowledge of the region and decades of his own reporting to create a uniquely vivid and valuable book.


Language Evolution by Morten H. Christiansen,Simon Kirby

Language Evolution
  • Title : Language Evolution
  • Author : Morten H. Christiansen,Simon Kirby
  • Publisher : Oxford University Press on Demand
  • ISBN Code : 9780199244843
  • Pages : 395
  • Format : Pdf - ePub
  • Language : English
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A collection of writings by leading scholars in the field of language evolution, giving readable accounts of their theories on the origins of language and reflecting on the most current issues and debates.