The Dog Owners Book Of Poop And Pee

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The Last Walk

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Editor: University of Chicago Press
ISBN: 0226922049
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“Should be required reading for every pet owner. Readers will identify with Pierce’s feelings of ambivalence…as they read about Ody’s antics and challenges.”—Library Journal Watching our beloved animals grow older is never easy. This book, by a bioethicist who recounts the moving story of her dog Ody’s final year, also presents an in-depth exploration of the practical, medical, and moral issues that pet owners confront with the decline of their companion animals. Combining heart-wrenching personal stories, interviews, and scientific research to consider a wide range of questions about animal aging, end-of-life care, and death, Jessica Pierce tackles such vexing questions as whether animals are aware of death, whether they're feeling pain, and if and when euthanasia is appropriate. Given what we know and can learn, how should we best honor the lives of our pets, both while they live and after they have left us? The product of a lifetime of loving pets, studying philosophy, and collaborating with scientists at the forefront of the study of animal behavior and cognition, The Last Walk asks—and answers—the toughest questions pet owners face. “Using her experience caring for her elderly Vizsla as a springboard, Pierce, who is a bioethicist, explores the evolution of North American attitudes toward pets and their demise, while delving as deeply as she can into her own feelings as her dog Ody goes into decline.”—Globe and Mail “With her beautiful ‘Ody's journal’ passages, Jessica Pierce made me feel close to her beloved and high-maintenance old dog. It was through Ody’s challenges, and Pierce's on his behalf, that I came to grapple in important new ways with issues of pet aging and death. This book is revolutionary, and I loved it with all my heart.”—Barbara J. King, author of Being with Animals

Decoding Your Dog

Decoding Your Dog Pdf/ePub eBook Author: American College of Veterinary Behaviorists
Editor: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
ISBN: 0547834454
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Decoding Your Dog by American College of Veterinary Behaviorists Summary

The board-certified specialists of the American College of Veterinary Behaviorists are here to decode how dogs think, how they communicate, and how they learn. More than 90 percent of dog owners consider their pets to be members of their family. But often, despite our best intentions, we are letting our dogs down by not giving them the guidance and direction they need. Unwanted behavior is the number-one reason dogs are relinquished to shelters and rescue groups. The key to training dogs effectively is first to understand why our dogs do what they do. And no one can address this more authoritatively than the diplomates of the American College of Veterinary Behaviorists, whose expert and researched work analyze problem behaviors and correct common misconceptions. With veterinary-approved positive training methods, expert advice on socialization, and remedies for behavior problems such as OCD and aggression, Decoding Your Dog is the must-have behavior guide that will challenge the way we think about man's best friend.

Housetraining For Dummies

Housetraining For Dummies Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Susan McCullough
Editor: John Wiley & Sons
ISBN: 1119610281
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Housetraining For Dummies (9781119610298) was previously published as Housetraining For Dummies (9780470476376). While this version features a new Dummies cover and design, the content is the same as the prior release and should not be considered a new or updated product. The latest information and tips on making housetraining easier for your pet and yourself Did you know that what you feed your dog can effect help or hinder the housetraining process? That's just one of the valuable tips you'll find in Housetraining For Dummies 2nd Edition, the authoritative housetraining reference for new and veteran pet owners alike. This new edition features plenty of new and revised material on everything from the latest housetraining equipment to the latest information on diet and nutrition and the crucial role it plays in housetraining. You'll also find useful tips and techniques for creating environmentally safe cleaners from natural products found in the home and alternatives you can use if you have a sensitive pet. Features the latest findings on how pet nutrition can influence housetraining success Offers proven housetraining strategies Introduces new methods for housetraining multiple pets at once Reviews new housetraining equipment and products Shows you how to make environmentally safe stain and odor removers from products already in your home Susan McCullough is a columnist for Dog Fancy magazine and the author of several books including Beagles For Dummies ;and the award-winning Senior Dogs For Dummies Housetraining can be a difficult and stressful process for both you and your puppy, adult, or senior dog. Housetraining For Dummies 2nd Edition is the resource you need to make it faster and easier for both of you.

The Speed of Souls: A Novel for Dog Lovers

The Speed of Souls: A Novel for Dog Lovers Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Nick Pirog
Editor: Deciquin Books
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A Dog's Purpose meets The Art of Racing in the Rain in this heart-warming, often hilarious, often outrageous, journey of Hugo (a dog who dies and comes back as a cat), Cassie (an aging rescue dog coming to terms with her own mortality), and Jerry (a once popular sci-fi writer in the midst of a cataclysmic mid-life crisis). Hugo was a dog. He died. Now he's a kitten. As Hugo adjusts to his new body (not just a cat--a baby cat!), his new home (San Francisco), his new outside (Where are the mountains? Where is the lake?), and his sudden urge to sit in every box he sees, he wonders if he'll ever see Cassie or Jerry again. Back in Lake Tahoe, Cassie and Jerry attempt to come to grips with life without Hugo. Cassie fills the void with "Tadpole Guard", "Worm Patrol", and ups her protection of Jerry (her human), who is in the midst of a cataclysmic midlife crisis. In addition to his dog dying, Jerry's last two books have been monumental flops and he's still reeling from his fiancée leaving him for another man. As if these problems aren't enough, his parents (who have become late-stage hippies) are coming to live with him for the entire summer. And so begins the journey of three souls, intertwined by love, loss, and perhaps something even greater. Told with Nick Pirog's charm and razor sharp wit, The Speed of Souls is at once a hilarious, moving, and transcendent work of storytelling. What readers are saying: ★★★★★ "Wonderful!" -Amy ★★★★★ "Amazing!" -TracyJ ★★★★★ "Another masterpiece!" -B&N Customer ★★★★★ "A book to lift the spirits!" -Kami Hall ★★★★★ "Unputdownable!" -Amazon Customer ★★★★★ "A fantastic story!" -Jill Schragden ★★★★★ "One to remember!" -Amazon Customer ★★★★★ "Heartswelling story!" -JoAnne S. ★★★★★ "Another must read!" -Connie K ★★★★★ "A feel good read!" -Bonita Russell ★★★★★ "Loved this book!" -Incensed

Glued To The Box

Glued To The Box Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Clive James
Editor: Pan Macmillan
ISBN: 1509832408
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The final instalment in Clive James’s collections of TV criticism in The Observer including pieces originally published between 1979 and 1982. Adding to an already unforgettable collection of comic brilliance, fans of Visions Before Midnight and The Crystal Bucket will not be disappointed.

How to Housebreak Your Puppy

How to Housebreak Your Puppy Pdf/ePub eBook Author: J.D. Rockefeller
Editor: J.D. Rockefeller
ISBN: 1519540930
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Your sweet little puppy has finally arrived and you surely feel on top of the world looking into its innocent eyes. Of course, this is only until you realize that this sweet little angel can actually make your house quite messy forcing you to spend lots of time cleaning your house. How can you get out of this mess? It's simple; it is time to housebreak your little puppy. Puppies usually relieve themselves six times a day. Your puppy doesn't know that it is not supposed to pee or poop on your favorite carpet. What it does know is that there is an urge to relieve himself, and he will do it right where he stands at the moment. You should begin house training your puppy as soon as it arrives or at least when he is 8 weeks of age. At this age, it is ready to learn that he cannot pee or poop inside the house. There is no doubt that housebreaking will take patience and some planning. You will need to invest some time to make sure that the little one knows how to stop itself from pottying all over the house and how to alert you that he needs to go. Does this seem to be a Herculean task? Don't worry; it actually isn't. What you need is some guidance and some pointers about what to do and what not to do. This is why this guide is just apt for you. Here you will learn about how to housebreak your sweet little pet, and what are the different methods of housetraining you can use. So, let's get started, it is time to housetrain your angel!

Wake up and Smell the Poop!

Wake up and Smell the Poop! Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Don Sullivan
Editor: Xlibris Corporation
ISBN: 9781469184715
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Wake up and Smell the Poop! by Don Sullivan Summary

The world is flooded with so-called dog training experts, paraphernalia, and information. Cupboards and drawers are bursting with dog biscuits, devices and gadgets. Yet more dog owners than ever are desperately trying to create some semblance of peace and order within their homes amidst their out-of-control canines. Something is clearly afoul in the world of dog ownership and training! In his new book Don Sullivan inspires readers to wake up and recognize the insidious forces undermining the realization of dog owners dreams, and he empowers them with an unprecedented array of knowledge and understanding to launch them to instant success with their own dogs. At times controversial and continually enlightening, Wake Up and Smell the Poop! proves that Don Sullivans approach to training dogs is far from ordinary.

The Big Book of Simple Solutions

The Big Book of Simple Solutions Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Kim Campbell Thornton
Editor: Fox Chapel Publishing
ISBN: 162008080X
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The most common training issues that dog owners face are addressed in The Book of Simple Solutions: Training Your Dog by dog expert Kim Campbell Thornton. From the publisher of Dog Fancy magazine, this fun fact-filled volume offers solutions to barking, chewing, digging, house-training issues, aggression, and bad doggy manners (begging, jumping up, marking, etc.). Buck Jones's hilarious color cartoons should not distract dog owners from the serious matters at hand, but solving canine behavior problems are better handled with know-how, patience, and good dose of humor;all of which are delivered handily in this compact 224-page Simple Solutions book.

Manual of Clinical Behavioral Medicine for Dogs and Cats - E-Book

Manual of Clinical Behavioral Medicine for Dogs and Cats - E-Book Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Karen Overall
Editor: Elsevier Health Sciences
ISBN: 0323240658
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This title includes additional digital media when purchased in print format. For this digital book edition, media content is not included.

E Collar Training AND Puppy Training: 2 Books In 1

E Collar Training AND Puppy Training: 2 Books In 1 Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Jenna Jimenez
Editor: Tyler MacDonald
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E Collar Training AND Puppy Training: 2 Books In 1 by Jenna Jimenez Summary

Within this book, you will find 2 Books IN 1…. E Collar Training: Everything You Need to Know to Effectively Train Your Dog with an E Collar, as well as Puppy Training A Step By Step Guide to Positive Puppy Training That Leads to Raising the Perfect, Happy Dog, Without Any of the Harmful Training Methods! Within E Collar Training, you will discover: ★The basics of the e collar and some of the tools that you will need to get started with e collar training. ★Things that you should know, including the benefits, before purchasing an e collar. ★The accessories that are best for purchasing with your e collar. ★How to properly fit this collar on your dog and figure out the right stimulation level. ★How to off-leash train your dog with the e collar. ★How to perimeter train your dog with the e collar. ★How to tell when you should use a command with the e collar or just let the collar do the talking. ★The different choices you have when it is time to correct any bad behavior in your dog. ★How to deal with some of the common distractions that can get in the way of teaching your dog proper behaviors. ★Common questions that dog owners may ask concerning the e collar. Within Puppy Training, you will discover: This guidebook will take you through all of the steps that you need in order to properly train your puppy. Some of the steps that we are going to look at inside include: ★Preparing for bringing the puppy home ★What to expect for the first few days as the puppy adjusts. ★The five best rules to follow with any training program for the new puppy. ★The basic stages of training a puppy with a new command, no matter what command it may be. ★How to crate train your puppy ★How to house train your puppy ★Why positive reinforcement is the best way to get your puppy to listen to you and do what you want. ★The top commands that you are able to teach your puppy. ★How to deal with any separation anxiety that may come up with your puppy. ★Some of the common dog problems that can show up, and the steps that you can take to deal with them quickly and effectively. Between both books, you will have everything that you need to begin training your new dog or puppy in a variety of ways to create the best experience possible with your new dog. Scroll up to the top of this page and click the Buy Now button and begin training your new puppy or dog with an e collar today!

Spotless Pets

Spotless Pets Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Jennifer Fleming,Shannon Lush
Editor: HarperCollins Australia
ISBN: 1460706854
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Spotless Pets by Jennifer Fleming,Shannon Lush Summary

SPOTLESS PETS is an essential guide for anyone who owns a pet, from Australia's favourite domestic gurus. The messiest member of any household is often a pet! All that hair, all those unfortunate accidents ... SPOTLESS PETS helps you solve your pet stain dilemmas and saves you oodles of money at the same time. Using inexpensive and low-toxic remedies to every pet stain imaginable, there are chapters on dogs, cats, birds, fish, small animals, exotic animals. Not only is SPOTLESS PETS packed with advice on removing stains and smells, but it covers everything from cleaning cages, tanks and bedding to removing hair from upholstery. With more than a million copies of their books sold in Australia alone, Shannon and Jennifer are the experts you will turn to time and time again when your pet makes a mess!

For Pet's Sake, Do Something! Book Two

For Pet's Sake, Do Something! Book Two Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Dr. Monica Diedrich
Editor: Two Paws Up Press
ISBN: 0971381283
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For Pet's Sake, Do Something! Book Two by Dr. Monica Diedrich Summary

Does your pet suffer from allergies or have a serious illness? Is he frequently under the weather, lacking in pep, or losing his usual stamina? Are you at your wits' end trying to find a remedy that might really work? Then it's time to "Do Something." In the second book of this series, animal communicator Dr. Monica Diedrich not only gives you hope that your pets can heal, but she also provides a wealth of practical "how to" information. You've no doubt heard the expression, "We are what we eat," but do you realize that's true for your animals also? The right foods, nutritional supplements, and herbs can make the difference between a vibrant and longer life for your pet, or a life filled with multiple health challenges and high veterinary care bills. In this book, Dr. Monica shows you how to: - Select the highest quality commercial pet foods - Prepare a natural whole food diet for your pet, when you're on a busy schedule - Monitor dietary changes - Discover the effectiveness of herbs for healing your pets - Easily administer herbal remedies - Prepare and use herbal teas, tinctures, and elixirs - Make rinses, compresses. poultices and packs to provide sweet relief - Pre-test remedies before you buy them - Engage your pet in fulfilling exercise opportunities You'll also find lots of: - A wide variety of herbs and their uses - Essential vitamins, minerals, and nutritional supplements - Foods all pets should avoid - Nutritional support ideas for pets with major illnesses Plus recipes for pets with serious diseases and other health challenges.

30 Days to a Well-Mannered Dog

30 Days to a Well-Mannered Dog Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Tamar Geller
Editor: Simon and Schuster
ISBN: 9781439177693
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30 Days to a Well-Mannered Dog by Tamar Geller Summary

Long known as a dog coach to the stars—her clients include Oprah Winfrey, Ben Affleck, Courteney Cox-Arquette, Owen Wilson, Natalie Portman, and Larry King—Tamar Geller changed the way Americans relate to their dogs with her bestselling book The Loved Dog. Her approach is simple and down-to-earth. Instead of utilizing the negative and often painful feedback of physical dominance, choke chains, and prong collars, Tamar recommends love, play, and mutual respect as the keys to a happy home for dog and human alike. Now, Tamar makes her Loved Dog™ Method accessible for everyone with this day-by-day guide that will lead you through the first thirty days with your new dog—or help you make a fresh start with your current dog. Drawing on her studies of wolves in the wild and basing her method on the principles of child development, Tamar uses an "instincts versus choice" approach that satisfies a dog’s Seven Basic Needs and will result in a pet with good manners. 30 Days to a Well-Mannered Dog covers every question commonly asked by people embarking on the momentous journey of dog ownership: why it’s important to choose the appropriate dog for you and your lifestyle, what you can expect from a puppy versus an adult dog, how to introduce your new dog to your home, and how to respond when things don’t go according to plan. Tamar guides you every step of the way, from addressing undesired behaviors in your dog to crate and paper training him to introducing him to other dogs and helping him become relaxed with strangers. Included are important but often overlooked tips about the use of words and body language to communicate, the power of play, and the amazing value of teaching your dog some lighthearted pet tricks. Along the way, Tamar debunks myths in need of debunking: that dogs are frequently "alpha" by nature and need to be dominated; that discipline is the key to dog training, and that "success" only means getting your dog to do what you want. Instead, she shows how to align your dog's wishes with your own to create a rich and enduring relationship that works wonderfully for you both. Gentle, firm, and effective, 30 Days to a Well-Mannered Dog will build your relationship with your dog to make every new day together a day of love, joy, and discovery.

I Could Pee on This

I Could Pee on This Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Francesco Marciuliano
Editor: Chronicle Books
ISBN: 1452121869
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I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano Summary

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious, bestselling book of tongue-in-cheek poetry. The author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat "authors" throughout, this whimsical animal book reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat-themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

Dog Friendly Gardens Garden Friendly Dogs

Dog Friendly Gardens Garden Friendly Dogs Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Cheryl Smith
Editor: Dogwise Publishing
ISBN: 1929242867
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Dog Friendly Gardens Garden Friendly Dogs by Cheryl Smith Summary

People love their dogs. They also love their gardens. But sometimes these two passions seem to be in conflict. Dog Friendly Gardens will show you how to design your garden with your dog in mind and be your guide to dog-friendly training efforts. Every part of this book shows you how garden design and gardening tasks can blend harmoniously with dog ownership. Just like a dog can be trained to respect your indoor living space, she can also be trained to respect the garden and its many features. Garden design, pet-safe products and dog friendly training.

The Art of Raising a Puppy (Revised Edition)

The Art of Raising a Puppy (Revised Edition) Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Monks of New Skete
Editor: Little, Brown
ISBN: 0316182680
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For more than thirty years the Monks of New Skete have been among America's most trusted authorities on dog training, canine behavior, and the animal/human bond. In their two now-classic bestsellers, How to be Your Dog's Best Friend and The Art of Raising a Puppy, the Monks draw on their experience as long-time breeders of German shepherds and as trainers of dogs of all breeds to provide--brilliantly distilled--the indispensable information and advice that every dog owner needs. This new edition of The Art of Raising a Puppy features new photographs throughout, along with updated chapters on play, crating, adopting dogs from shelters and rescue organizations, raising dogs in an urban environment, and the latest developments in canine health and canine behavioral theory.

Walking the Dog

Walking the Dog Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Tim Taylor
Editor: Dog Ear Publishing
ISBN: 1608447413
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It's possible that Walking the Dog is completely unlike any other book you have ever read. It's the story of a dog named Stinker, from birth to death to afterlife, as told by Stinker himself. Paradoxes abound: It's easy to read, but it deals with serious topics; it's anxiety-ridden at times, but it offers multiple positive messages. It's a story of choices and consequences, kindness and cruelty, hope and despair, life and death. It will make you laugh and it will make you cry, but most of all, it will make you think about how what you do affects the animals that are in your care (and hopefully help you to become a better pet owner if you feel you need to be). Walking the Dog is a must-read for pet owners and prospective pet owners, along with anyone else who might simply be interested in reading a good story. Tim Taylor was born in Indianapolis, Indiana, USA, in June 1954. He grew up in suburban Indianapolis and has lived in the Indianapolis area his entire life (except for 21/2 years in the mid 1970s when he lived in Houston, Texas, USA). Tim graduated high school in 1972, and went on to attend Indiana University-Purdue University at Indianapolis (IUPUI) and the University of Houston. Tim worked in the pharmaceutical industry for nearly 30 years, retiring in July 2008. He and his wife Monica own a somewhat elderly tri-color Shetland sheepdog named Grace and a much younger black-and-tan miniature Dachshund named Maggie. They previously owned two other Shelties and a tabby cat. Tim's son Patrick lives in suburban Indianapolis and owns a tabby cat named Winston. All the Taylor pets are well cared for, healthy, and happy (with the possible exception of Grace, who can sometimes be a little bit grumpy).

Twist My Charm: The Popularity Spell

Twist My Charm: The Popularity Spell Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Toni Gallagher
Editor: Random House Books for Young Readers
ISBN: 0553511173
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Twist My Charm: The Popularity Spell by Toni Gallagher Summary

Magic and a little twist of mayhem will charm fans of Sarah Mlynowski, Lauren Myracle, and Wendy Mass in this fresh, contemporary debut! When a package arrives in the mail for Cleo Nelson, she can’t wait to open it. The birthday present is seven months late, but it’s from Uncle Arnie and that can only mean one thing: magic! Inside is a voodoo doll complete with instructions for making happy, wonderful things happen to Cleo and her friends—err, friend. Just one, really. But maybe the doll can change that. . . . Cleo can’t wait to try out the magic with her friend, Samantha. They start small by wishing for treats (surprise pizza!), but then their spells start to grow. And when they wish for popularity, they accidentally get the popular girl in school in major trouble with the principal. Can happy spells be twisted into bad magic?

Organic Book of Compost

Organic Book of Compost Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Pauline Pears
Editor: Fox Chapel Publishing
ISBN: 1607657864
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Organic Book of Compost by Pauline Pears Summary

Grow beautiful fruits, vegetables, and flowers with rich soil you produce yourself! Whether you have experience with compost or have always wanted to learn more and see how you can incorporate it into your lifestyle, this book provides everything you need to know. From understanding what compost is and how to make it to using and storing it, this guide carefully explains this sustainable, low-cost way to produce rich soil in your backyard. With detailed chapters on composting techniques, worm composting, and even a section on frequently asked questions, Organic Book of Compost is the only one you’ll ever need!

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape Pdf/ePub eBook Author: Joe Pera
Editor: Forge Books
ISBN: 1250782708
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A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera Summary

The cozy comedy of Joe Pera meets the darkly playful illustrations of Joe Bennett in A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape, a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom. “Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations. So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic book, the goal is to help these readers: 1. Relax 2. Recharge 3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work. A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape will be waiting in the bathroom like a beacon for anxious readers looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone. “A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.